The Reason that Carola Doesn't Like the Gays

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And Spain continues its Eurovision Mission, doing its bit to bring about another 'big four' bottom four result in 2007. This young man is a genuine contender in the Spanish search for their Eurovision Performer this year. I find it hard to believe there was no Spanish Simon Cowell or Iberian 'Wicked Witch of the Walsh' to stop him getting as far as a studio performance and a public vote. Surely this is a joke? If it's not, fair fucks to him. I would LOVE to have had the balls and necessary lack of any self awarness to have done this. He claims to be a fan of the Haggkvist, but he really seems to have no idea of the Force that he his meddling with. I just hope for all our sakes, (but mainly for his) that Carola NEVER finds out about this. She'll be on the next flight out to Madrid with a gun or a pot plant. Failing that she'll take her spell book, sorry, Bible and will carry out a 'Dehomofication' ceremony on poor Diego. Complete with the traditional laying on of hands and chants of "Homo be gone!". Praise Him! Extraordinary.

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